Bonjour! Let'z iZtudee French Tranzlation (n_n)

1. TURN - le coup 

2. LITER - le true 

3. BEHIND - le coud 

4. ALMS - le mousse 

5. FIVE - le ma 

6 . FLY - le pad 

7.. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag 

8. CONFUSED - le tou 

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag 

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah 

11. CITY - ce vou 

12. DRUGS - sha vou 

13. GOODBYE - va vou 

14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou 

15. BALD - cal vou 

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup , na coup!! 

17. FEATHERS - valahe vou 

18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou 

19. SINK - lah va vou 

20. COCONUT - vou coup 

21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou 

22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule 

23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah 

24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou 

25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta 

26. JAIL - coup lou ngan 

27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu 

28. BUGGER - cõup la ngõut 

29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh 

30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa 

31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah 

32. TADPOLE - vou teiteh

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Nakakanosebleed na, nakakalerkey pa! LOL =)

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Funny Confusing Picture

May naglilista daw ng maingay na pumaparada

PakiPENDOT lamang PU ang DOOR BILL.

SENGENG CONTIST daw. SALI KA!!! SECRET ang "PRICE."

Yung may DONUT lang daw pwede PUMASOK.

"Pay Before Inside" - Bayad bago Manloob. Tama ba? LOL

Nakiusap pang PICTURAN ung TOILET AFTER USE. LOL

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Joske! Kung ganyan ba naman ang mga karatula ang makikita mo, nakakasakit lang sa bangs! LOL =)

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Kapag Di SATISFIED?

   
   Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
   Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado ‘yon.
   Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
   Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.

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                Katakot magpacheck up dito...LOL =)
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Math Class

Sa Math Class....

                                              Guro: What is 34 books + 25 books?

                                              Pilo: 59 books po.

                                              Guro: Good. Ang 18 + 29 + 30 books?

                                              Pilo: 77 books.

                                              Guro: Very good. Now, what is 750 + 336 + 572 + 990 + 456 books?

                                              Pilo: Ma’am, library po!

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Kung ganyan ba namana ng student mo, mababatukan mo eh. LOL =)

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Prank Costumes for Halloween

Are you about to attend on a Halloween party and thinking hard for a funny costume you can use? I happen to  find something hilarious costumes, which I think can definitely a head turner. Check this out:

Eeew naman c Lolo!

Ahem! Koya anu yan?

Try mo magshave teh!

SURPRISE!!! LOL

This is what you call, "VAMPIRE SUCKS" LOL

         
These are the collections I was telling you. I happen to see all of these in this site. >>HERE<<
Now, do you have an idea what costume will you be wearing for your Halloween party? Have fun and a very spooky Halloween!!!

English Movies That Should NOT be TRANSLATED to Tagalog

1. black hawk down – ibong maitim sa ibaba


2. dead man’s chest – dodo ng patay


3. i know what you did last summer – uyy… aminin!


4. love, actually – sa totoo lang, pag-ibig


5. million dollar baby – 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)


6. the blair witch project – ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair


7. mary poppins – si mariang may putok


8. snakes on a plane – nag-ahasan sa ere


9. the postman always rings twice – ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging
dalawang beses


10. sum of all fears – takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat


11. swordfish – talakitok


12. pretty woman – ganda ng lola mo


13. robin hood, men in tights – si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat


14. four weddings and a funeral – kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal,
mamamatay ka rin


15. the good, the bad and the ugly – ako, ikaw, kayong lahat


16. harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone – adik si harry, tumira ng shabu


17. click – isang pindot ka lang


18. brokeback mountain – may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala
/bumigay sa bundok


19. the day of the dead – ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)


20. waterworld – basang-basa


21. there’s something about mary – may kwan sa ano ni maria


22. employee of the month – ang sipsip


23. resident evil – ang biyenan


24. kill bill – kilitiin sa bilbil


25. the grudge – lintik lang ang walang ganti


26. nightmare before christmas – binangungot sa noche buena


27. never been kissed – pangit kasi


28. gone in 60 seconds – 1 round, tulog


29. the fast and the furious – ang bitin, galit


30. too fast, too furious – kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit


31. dude, where’s my car – dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?


32. beauty and the beast – ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya


33. the lord of the rings – ang alahero